The Straight Version
Geelong secured a top-two finish in the AFLW season, with Nina Morrison claiming the result was overdue.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a participation trophy in a glorified kick-to-kick league constitutes a historic awakening. Geelong's ego is more bloated than a dead seal at Bells Beach.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KICK-TO-KICK DELUSION / 10
Imagine thinking a participation trophy in a glorified kick-to-kick league constitutes a historic awakening.
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