The Straight Version
Former Bachelor star Sam Wood is appealing a bail decision after his arrest for alleged domestic violence.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine going from manufactured reality TV romance to the reality of a remand cell. This absolute gronk thought he could stage-manage his life, but now he is just another munted failure in the slammer.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN DEAD DOG / 10
Imagine going from manufactured reality TV romance to the reality of a remand cell.
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Imagine going from manufactured reality TV romance to the reality of a remand cell. BRAIN DEAD DOG / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/former-bachelor-star-sam-wood-to-appeal-bail #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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