The Straight Version
Thieves stole $20,000 worth of toys and shoes from the Adelaide-based charity Puddle Jumpers.
The UNHINGED Take
Only a bottom-feeding maggot with a brain like a smooth pebble would raid a charity bin to fund their pathetic existence. Adelaide’s lowest scumbags just hit a new level of degenerate trash.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DOG ACT / 10
Only a bottom-feeding maggot with a brain like a smooth pebble would raid a charity bin to fund their pathetic existence.
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Only a bottom-feeding maggot with a brain like a smooth pebble would raid a charity bin to fund their pathetic existence. ABSOLUTE DOG ACT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/charity-heartbroken-by-theft-of-christmas-toys-shoes #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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