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Coach admits he’s out of ‘ideas’ as Magpies end season with defeat; AFLW finals locked in

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·1 Nov, 08:19 am
Coach admits he’s out of ‘ideas’ as Magpies end season with defeat; AFLW finals locked in — Australia
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The Straight Version

Collingwood finished their AFLW season with a defeat after the coach admitted he had no ideas left.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine getting paid to be a professional coach and just shrugging because your tactical brain is as empty as a dry stubby. Absolute muppet behavior from the Magpies.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine getting paid to be a professional coach and just shrugging because your tactical brain is as empty as a dry stubby.

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Imagine getting paid to be a professional coach and just shrugging because your tactical brain is as empty as a dry stubby. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/coach-admits-hes-out-of-ideas-as-magpies #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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