The Straight Version
The government is funding mental fitness programs in schools to combat rising anxiety among primary students.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine the state of these ankle-biters if a bit of maths gives them a breakdown. We are raising a generation of absolute wet wipes who will crumble the second the real world hits.
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The Bottom Line
SOFT GENERATION INBOUND / 10
Imagine the state of these ankle-biters if a bit of maths gives them a breakdown.
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Imagine the state of these ankle-biters if a bit of maths gives them a breakdown. SOFT GENERATION INBOUND / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/from-homework-to-big-kids-what-keeps-primary #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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