The Straight Version
New Zealand's election result remains deadlocked with counting at the halfway mark in a razor-thin contest.
The UNHINGED Take
The Beehive muppets are dragging this circus out for weeks because they are too cooked to even count their own tax bribes. Absolute pack of headless chooks running a banana republic.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10
The Beehive muppets are dragging this circus out for weeks because they are too cooked to even count their own tax bribes.
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The Beehive muppets are dragging this circus out for weeks because they are too cooked to even count their own tax bribes. COLOSSAL CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/conservative-bloc-takes-slim-lead-in-nz-election #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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