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Cost of two-day Tests to cricket’s bottom line revealed as CA boss admits men’s team needs new blood

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·28 Oct, 03:24 am
Cost of two-day Tests to cricket’s bottom line revealed as CA boss admits men’s team needs new blood — Australia
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The Straight Version

Cricket Australia admits two-day Tests cost an arm and a leg and need A-grade blood.

The UNHINGED Take

The CA boss tossed his wallet like a boomerang, but says new wombat blood will fix the mess. If performance costs the same, cricket’s a sizzling, burnt Aussie carnival.

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The CA boss tossed his wallet like a boomerang, but says new wombat blood will fix the mess.

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