The Straight Version
Cricket Australia admits two-day Tests cost an arm and a leg and need A-grade blood.
The UNHINGED Take
The CA boss tossed his wallet like a boomerang, but says new wombat blood will fix the mess. If performance costs the same, cricket’s a sizzling, burnt Aussie carnival.

The Bottom Line
MIND BLANK / 10
The CA boss tossed his wallet like a boomerang, but says new wombat blood will fix the mess.
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