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Could Argentina’s Patagonia become a haven for data centres?

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 02:16 pm
Could Argentina’s Patagonia become a haven for data centres? — Australia
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The Straight Version

President Javier Milei is pushing to turn Argentina's remote Patagonia region into a massive hub for data centres.

The UNHINGED Take

Milei wants to dump noisy, power-hungry server farms into the pristine wilderness like some kind of terminal tech-bro fantasy. Absolute cooked logic from a man who thinks burning the map is progress.

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The Bottom Line

TOXIC WASTE VIBES / 10

Milei wants to dump noisy, power-hungry server farms into the pristine wilderness like some kind of terminal tech-bro fantasy.

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Milei wants to dump noisy, power-hungry server farms into the pristine wilderness like some kind of terminal tech-bro fantasy. TOXIC WASTE VIBES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/could-argentinas-patagonia-become-a-haven-for-data #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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