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French school protests resume on smaller scale after autumn break

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 02:15 pm
French school protests resume on smaller scale after autumn break — Australia
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The Straight Version

French high school students resumed small-scale blockades across Paris, Marseille, and Rennes after their autumn break.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams peak French entitlement like throwing a temper tantrum at a school gate because your holiday ended. These pampered muppets are just practice-running their future careers as professional street-blockers.

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Nothing screams peak French entitlement like throwing a temper tantrum at a school gate because your holiday ended.

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