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Court grants ex-Malaysian PM Najib house arrest after $12m royal pardon

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 09:01 am
Court grants ex-Malaysian PM Najib house arrest after $12m royal pardon — Australia
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The Straight Version

Najib Razak is under house arrest after UMNO supporters crowdfunded his twelve million dollar corruption fine.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine crowdfunding a billionaire crook's get-out-of-jail card while your own wallet is screaming. Absolute cooked behavior from the UMNO muppets bankrolling a national parasite.

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The Bottom Line

GRIFTING HALL OF FAME / 10

Imagine crowdfunding a billionaire crook's get-out-of-jail card while your own wallet is screaming.

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