The Straight Version
Donald Trump signed an executive order designating the Oval Office as a permanent national monument.
The UNHINGED Take
The bloke trashed the East Wing like a deranged toddler before chaining the doors shut to preserve his own ego. It is a museum of pure narcissism now.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
The bloke trashed the East Wing like a deranged toddler before chaining the doors shut to preserve his own ego.
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The bloke trashed the East Wing like a deranged toddler before chaining the doors shut to preserve his own ego. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/trump-signs-order-to-preserve-oval-office-as #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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