The Straight Version
Two cows discovered living on Far North Queensland tropical island months after flood.
The UNHINGED Take
Park rangers lost their heads, but at least they forgone a flood for cows. Act like you wouldn’t want a farm animal to be a novelty exhibit.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Park rangers lost their heads, but at least they forgone a flood for cows.
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