The Straight Version
Hundreds lined up along the platform for the first train, which arrived at 4.04am.to pick up train enthusiasts, politicians and those who had played a key role in its construction. Video: Audrey Richardson
The UNHINGED Take
Look at Crowds cheer as mega rail project’s final stage opens speedrunning total brain death: "Crowds cheer as mega rail project’s final stage opens". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at Crowds cheer as mega rail project’s final stage opens speedrunning total brain death: "Crowds cheer as mega rail project’s final stage opens".
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