The Straight Version
The Australian share market is likely to rise on opening this morning with ASX 200 futures up 15 points overnight. Follow live.
The UNHINGED Take
"Live: ASX set to rise despite tech stock sell-off overseas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Live: ASX set to rise despite tech stock sell-off overseas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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"Live: ASX set to rise despite tech stock sell-off overseas" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/live-asx-set-to-rise-despite-tech-stock #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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