The Straight Version
Binance is covering 90 percent of losses following a 6.3 billion dollar hack linked to North Korea.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine letting Kim Jong-un raid your piggy bank while you pretend your digital monopoly money is safe. Binance is just an expensive ATM for North Korean nukes now.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10
Imagine letting Kim Jong-un raid your piggy bank while you pretend your digital monopoly money is safe.
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Imagine letting Kim Jong-un raid your piggy bank while you pretend your digital monopoly money is safe. ABSOLUTE CLOWN SHOW / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/crypto-firm-binance-covers-90-of-losses-after #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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