The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed and Mike Rogers are battling for a crucial Michigan Senate seat amidst massive campaign spending.
The UNHINGED Take
Another pair of suit-wearing muppets burning through piles of cash to convince Michigan they aren't completely cooked. It is just two lobotomized marionettes fighting over who gets to hold the leash for the lobbyist sugar daddies.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Another pair of suit-wearing muppets burning through piles of cash to convince Michigan they aren't completely cooked.
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Another pair of suit-wearing muppets burning through piles of cash to convince Michigan they aren't completely cooked. ABSOLUTE DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/michigan-race-all-you-need-to-know-about #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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