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Defence official claimed she flagged plans for social media ban request

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Top Stories·28 Oct, 10:33 am
Defence official claimed she flagged plans for social media ban request — Australia
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The Straight Version

A senior Defence official testified she sought ministerial advice to censor online criticism of her department.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being paid a taxpayer fortune to build war machines while crying to a minister because some randoms on the internet hurt your feelings. Absolute soft-cock fragility from the ivory tower.

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SNOWFLAKE DEFENCE FORCE / 10

Imagine being paid a taxpayer fortune to build war machines while crying to a minister because some randoms on the internet hurt your feelings.

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Imagine being paid a taxpayer fortune to build war machines while crying to a minister because some randoms on the internet hurt your feelings. SNOWFLAKE DEFENCE FORCE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/defence-official-claimed-she-flagged-plans-for-social #NZElection202

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