The Straight Version
Tadpoles from East Gippsland's black summer fires were rescued, shipped to Melbourne zoo, bred for first time in captivity.
The UNHINGED Take
East Gippsland's black scorchers left puddles like Jurassic Park. Melbourne zoo turned debriefed tadpoles into a green super-hero—now the frogs can Jurassic them before we die. It’s the only thing that’s survived the blaze.
The Bottom Line
CAPTIVITY EXPLOSION / 10
East Gippsland's black scorchers left puddles like Jurassic Park.
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