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Essential workers being priced out of rental market, report shows

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·4 Nov, 02:01 pm
Essential workers being priced out of rental market, report shows — Australia
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The Straight Version

Anglicare's annual Rental Affordability Snapshot has revealed key occupations, including retail workers, social workers and cleaners, can afford fewer than 1 per cent of rental listings.

The UNHINGED Take

"Essential workers being priced out of rental market, report shows" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Essential workers being priced out of rental market, report shows" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Essential workers being priced out of rental market, report shows" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/essential-workers-being-priced-out-of-rental-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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