The Straight Version
Flavio Bolsonaro fled to the US, proclaiming himself Brazil's leader after losing the runoff.
The UNHINGED Take
He’s living in a smuggler’s hideout, shouting like a kookaburra that he was the ‘legitimate’ king. Joe Biden’s office now has a ‘family reunion’ of finger‑wagging spin doctors.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
He’s living in a smuggler’s hideout, shouting like a kookaburra that he was the ‘legitimate’ king.
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He’s living in a smuggler’s hideout, shouting like a kookaburra that he was the ‘legitimate’ king. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/flavio-bolsonaro-lands-in-us-declares-himself-leader #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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