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Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 10:11 pm
Rail safety questioned after Spain suffers second fatal high-speed train crash in a year — Australia
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The Straight Version

Spain's high-speed train kills 68, injures ~100 in second fatal crash this year.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain's tracks are rougher than a roo's night shift, yet they keep having death-crops. The engineers must be feeding the caboose with a raw yarn of chaos.

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Wreckful Waste / 10

Spain's tracks are rougher than a roo's night shift, yet they keep having death-crops.

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Spain's tracks are rougher than a roo's night shift, yet they keep having death-crops. Wreckful Waste / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/rail-safety-questioned-after-spain-suffers-second-fatal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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