The Straight Version
Forrestania Resources revealed a 25,800oz gold find at Symes, gearing up for Edna May plant lift in December.
The UNHINGED Take
Twenty-five thousand ounces? That’s Forrestania's glittering delusion. Symes gulps gold like a boomtown barbie, but the Edna May plant’s a rusty ghost town in December.
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The Bottom Line
MASSIVE GOLD GAG / 10
Twenty-five thousand ounces?
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Twenty-five thousand ounces? MASSIVE GOLD GAG / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/forrestania-adds-more-gold-ounces-to-wa-production #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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