The Straight Version
France's PM Lecornu lifts the minimum wage by 1.6% earlier this year to calm civil unrest.
The UNHINGED Take
Lecornu's 1.6% raise is a half‑hearted bribe, a salve for starving cafés. In France, politicians hand out crumbs while the baguette breaks.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Lecornu's 1.6% raise is a half‑hearted bribe, a salve for starving cafés.
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