The Straight Version
A UK court sentenced comedian Russell Brand to 10.5 years in prison for rape and sexual assault.
The UNHINGED Take
The narcissistic peacock finally traded his spiritual guru robes for a lovely shade of prison-issue orange. Absolute cooked unit deserved every single day of that decade behind bars.
The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
The narcissistic peacock finally traded his spiritual guru robes for a lovely shade of prison-issue orange.
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The narcissistic peacock finally traded his spiritual guru robes for a lovely shade of prison-issue orange. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/uk-court-hands-comedian-russell-brand-10-5 #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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