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Friend feared Beau Lamarre-Condon might ‘kill me now too’, court hears

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·28 Oct, 04:43 am
Friend feared Beau Lamarre-Condon might ‘kill me now too’, court hears — Australia
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The Straight Version

A friend of the ex-police officer has told his trial that he arrived at her home three days after the alleged killings and said he needed to scrub blood from a van.

The UNHINGED Take

"Friend feared Beau Lamarre-Condon might ‘kill me now too’, court hears" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Friend feared Beau Lamarre-Condon might ‘kill me now too’, court hears" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Friend feared Beau Lamarre-Condon might ‘kill me now too’, court hears" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/friend-feared-beau-lamarre-condon-might-kill-me #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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