The Straight Version
Gen Z shuns CEO gigs, preferring to remain mere lifters in the corporate ladder.
The UNHINGED Take
Those dreamers think climbing means sweating, but why bother if the view's just a tin can of rotten office coffee? The boss title’s a gym membership you pay in scrubbed pride.

The Bottom Line
GEN Z BOTCHED / 10
Those dreamers think climbing means sweating, but why bother if the view's just a tin can of rotten office coffee?
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