The Straight Version
Steward scratched Defiantly, Blake urges emergency entry into Melbourne Cup.
The UNHINGED Take
Blake’s griping for an ‘emergency’ is a bleedin’ dolt joke. A cruel joke that’d have a kangaroo blush.
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The Bottom Line
PADDOCK NOBBIES / 10
Blake’s griping for an ‘emergency’ is a bleedin’ dolt joke.
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