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‘I don’t feel that’s good enough’: International manager hits out Melbourne Cup technology

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·1 Nov, 01:33 am
‘I don’t feel that’s good enough’: International manager hits out Melbourne Cup technology — Australia
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The Straight Version

Steward scratched Defiantly, Blake urges emergency entry into Melbourne Cup.

The UNHINGED Take

Blake’s griping for an ‘emergency’ is a bleedin’ dolt joke. A cruel joke that’d have a kangaroo blush.

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Blake’s griping for an ‘emergency’ is a bleedin’ dolt joke.

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Blake’s griping for an ‘emergency’ is a bleedin’ dolt joke. PADDOCK NOBBIES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/i-dont-feel-thats-good-enough-international-manager #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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