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Police with long-arm rifles set to patrol Sydney

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·1 Nov, 01:39 am
Police with long-arm rifles set to patrol Sydney — Australia
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The Straight Version

Starting today, police with long-arm rifles will be on patrol in Sydney, with the ability to quickly stop any potential terror attacks or to be deployed during large events.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Police with long: "Police with long-arm rifles set to patrol Sydney". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Police with long: "Police with long-arm rifles set to patrol Sydney".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Police with long: "Police with long-arm rifles set to patrol Sydney". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/police-with-long-arm-rifles-set-to-patrol #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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