The Straight Version
From New York to Abu Dhabi and Kyiv, security researchers and Binance executives rushed to trace the stolen money after a hack that has shocked the crypto world.
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Inside the scramble to contain the largest crypto heist in history: "Inside the scramble to contain the largest crypto heist in history".
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