The Straight Version
Liberal MP Jess Wilson promises to bring major UFC events to Victoria if elected premier.
The UNHINGED Take
Pissing state budget millions up the wall for roided-up blokes to beat each other bloody won't fix Melbourne's economic disaster, you absolute muppet.

The Bottom Line
DESPERATE BREAD AND CIRCUSES / 10
Pissing state budget millions up the wall for roided-up blokes to beat each other bloody won't fix Melbourne's economic disaster, you absolute muppet.
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Pissing state budget millions up the wall for roided-up blokes to beat each other bloody won't fix Melbourne's economic disaster, you absolute muppet. DESPERATE BREAD AND CIRCUSES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/jess-wilsons-ufc-pitch-as-victoria-election-nears #NZEle
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