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Manhunt in western Turkey after eight killed in series of shootings

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 06:48 pm
Manhunt in western Turkey after eight killed in series of shootings — Australia
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The Straight Version

Eight people were killed and one injured in shooting spree in western Turkey.

The UNHINGED Take

Blast! Turkish cops chasing a sadistic arson‑mind who thinks it's a carnival. Eight dead, one still bleeding, and the country's sanity's next on the list.

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The Bottom Line

Shooting Nightmare / 10

Blast!

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