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McLaren eyes big WA titanium resource boost after final assays

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 03:41 am
McLaren eyes big WA titanium resource boost after final assays — Australia
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The Straight Version

McLaren Minerals boosts WA titanium project with 21m at 6.35% heavy mineral grades.

The UNHINGED Take

McLaren Minerals flexing 21m titanium in WA? Barn burner of backyard greed. They’ll sell the future like a tired barbie snack at a Sunday roast.

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The Bottom Line

BROKEN FORTUNE / 10

McLaren Minerals flexing 21m titanium in WA?

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