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Alan Jones trial live updates: SMH journalist Kate McClymont asked about Herald articles in former 2GB broadcaster’s indecent assault, sexual touching trial

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·3 Nov, 04:23 am
Alan Jones trial live updates: SMH journalist Kate McClymont asked about Herald articles in former 2GB broadcaster’s indecent assault, sexual touching trial — Australia
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The Straight Version

The Herald’s chief investigative reporter wrote a series of reports detailing allegations against the former radio heavyweight before his arrest, the court has heard.

The UNHINGED Take

"Alan Jones trial live updates: SMH journalist Kate McClymont asked about Herald articles in former 2GB broadcaster’s indecent assault, sexual touching trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Alan Jones trial live updates: SMH journalist Kate McClymont asked about Herald articles in former 2GB broadcaster’s indecent assault, sexual touching trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Alan Jones trial live updates: SMH journalist Kate McClymont asked about Herald articles in former 2GB broadcaster’s indecent assault, sexual touching trial" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/alan-jones-trial-live-updates-sm

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