The Straight Version
US voters head to polls to elect House and Senate reps.
The UNHINGED Take
Lulz, the US voters are about as useful as a dead mop, sprinting to pick a new class of clowns who keep peddling promises while gulping the same stale coffee.
The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Lulz, the US voters are about as useful as a dead mop, sprinting to pick a new class of clowns who keep peddling promises while gulping the same stale coffee.
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Lulz, the US voters are about as useful as a dead mop, sprinting to pick a new class of clowns who keep peddling promises while gulping the same stale coffee. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/live-control-of-congress-on-the-line-as #NZElection2026 #Unhinged
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