The Straight Version
Seven different companies have received the dishonour of being named in consumer group Choice's annual Shonky Awards handed to the worst products and services of the year.
The UNHINGED Take
"Ticketek, Virgin and protein chips win big at annual Shonky Awards" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Ticketek, Virgin and protein chips win big at annual Shonky Awards" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
"Ticketek, Virgin and protein chips win big at annual Shonky Awards" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/ticketek-virgin-and-protein-chips-win-big-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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