The Straight Version
Sydney Morning Herald releases a six‑part guide to kick off the year with 'financial clarity'.
The UNHINGED Take
Ugh, your financial guru! The same folks who offer free tax break cheese poke you with dusty tips while sipping mimosas. Cash for a macho cackle.
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The Bottom Line
laughably pathetic / 10
Ugh, your financial guru!
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