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MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 09:01 am
MLB ‘spot-fixing’ trial set to begin in US court — Australia
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The Straight Version

MLB pitchers are standing trial in New York for conspiracy to influence games through bribery.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine tanking your multi-million dollar career for a few grotty pay-offs. Absolute muppets deserve to be binned for selling their integrity to some backyard punter.

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The Bottom Line

BRAINLESS GRUB BEHAVIOUR / 10

Imagine tanking your multi-million dollar career for a few grotty pay-offs.

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