The Straight Version
A small jet crashed on a Florida street near Mar-a-Lago, killing nine people.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says luxury like having a plane-load of corpses land on your doorstep while Sean Duffy performs his best performative sad-face act. Florida is just a permanent GTA lobby at this point.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10
Nothing says luxury like having a plane-load of corpses land on your doorstep while Sean Duffy performs his best performative sad-face act.
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Nothing says luxury like having a plane-load of corpses land on your doorstep while Sean Duffy performs his best performative sad-face act. ABSOLUTE CARNAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/nine-killed-as-small-jet-crashes-on-florida #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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