The Straight Version
Customers flooded social media sites to report confusion after receiving missed calls from people they said they hadn’t even phoned.
The UNHINGED Take
"Mystery missed calls, voicemail alerts leave Telstra customers puzzled" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Mystery missed calls, voicemail alerts leave Telstra customers puzzled" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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"Mystery missed calls, voicemail alerts leave Telstra customers puzzled" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/mystery-missed-calls-voicemail-alerts-leave-telstra-customers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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