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Oaks Day LIVE: Punters flock to Flemington on a cloudy Thursday; Proxima Dea, De Armas and Quick Finish among favourites

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·4 Nov, 11:39 pm
Oaks Day LIVE: Punters flock to Flemington on a cloudy Thursday; Proxima Dea, De Armas and Quick Finish among favourites — Australia
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The Straight Version

It’s Oaks Day and we will bring you all the colour, style and fun from Flemington. Follow along live.

The UNHINGED Take

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Oaks Day LIVE: "Oaks Day LIVE: Punters flock to Flemington on a cloudy Thursday; Proxima Dea, De Armas and Quick Finish among favourites". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Oaks Day LIVE: "Oaks Day LIVE: Punters flock to Flemington on a cloudy Thursday; Proxima Dea, De Armas and Quick Finish among favourites".

📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos

Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Oaks Day LIVE: "Oaks Day LIVE: Punters flock to Flemington on a cloudy Thursday; Proxima Dea, De Armas and Quick Finish among favourites". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/oaks-day-live-punters-flock-to-

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