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NASA Swift telescope plummets to Earth near Indonesia

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·4 Nov, 11:34 pm
NASA Swift telescope plummets to Earth near Indonesia — Australia
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The Straight Version

NASA's Swift telescope has re-entered Earth's atmosphere near Indonesia following a failed rescue attempt earlier this year.

The UNHINGED Take

"NASA Swift telescope plummets to Earth near Indonesia" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"NASA Swift telescope plummets to Earth near Indonesia" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"NASA Swift telescope plummets to Earth near Indonesia" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/nasa-swift-telescope-plummets-to-earth-near-indonesia #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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