The Straight Version
Former NRL players Paul Gallen and Nelson Asofa-Solomona are fighting in a boxing exhibition in Sydney.
The UNHINGED Take
Two CTE-riddled gorillas are slapping each other for chump change in a glorified TikTok mall. It’s a sad, brain-dead circus act for bogans who think assault is a valid retirement plan.
The Bottom Line
LOBOTOMY IN PROGRESS / 10
Two CTE-riddled gorillas are slapping each other for chump change in a glorified TikTok mall.
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