The Straight Version
Police are investigating after threatening and sexist messages were left on balloons at MP Jayne Stinson's electorate office.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing screams stable genius like wasting your weekend vandalising party supplies for a local politician. Absolute bottom-shelf behaviour from a monumental pack of oxygen-thieving muppets.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Nothing screams stable genius like wasting your weekend vandalising party supplies for a local politician.
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Nothing screams stable genius like wasting your weekend vandalising party supplies for a local politician. TOTAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/threatening-sexist-messages-scrawled-on-balloons-left-at #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
That cursed thumbnail up top? Spat out by HyperVision AI in about 4 seconds. Go make your own monstrosity — ruin someone's feed today. 🔥