The Straight Version
Police scanned 1.38M faces in WA, got 122 arrests, 9 false alerts.
The UNHINGED Take
WAGAS loves a face camera like it’s a Tinder swipe; one million scans, a handful of arrests, nine dead‑beats of crime. Aussie law is a glitchy giant’s joke.
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The Bottom Line
WAGAS DUMB / 10
WAGAS loves a face camera like it’s a Tinder swipe; one million scans, a handful of arrests, nine dead‑beats of crime.
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WAGAS loves a face camera like it’s a Tinder swipe; one million scans, a handful of arrests, nine dead‑beats of crime. WAGAS DUMB / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/police-use-facial-recognition-to-scan-one-million #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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