The Straight Version
New Zealanders have finished casting their votes in a tightly contested federal election.
The UNHINGED Take
The Kiwi muppets are choosing which set of clowns gets to drive their sinking ship into a cliff. Absolute waste of ink for the same flavor of mediocrity.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
The Kiwi muppets are choosing which set of clowns gets to drive their sinking ship into a cliff.
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The Kiwi muppets are choosing which set of clowns gets to drive their sinking ship into a cliff. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/polls-close-in-new-zealands-federal-election #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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