The Straight Version
Russell Brand was sentenced to ten and a half years in prison for rape and sexual assaults.
The UNHINGED Take
The self-righteous spiritual guru finally swapped his yoga mats and ego for a concrete box and a prison jumpsuit. Absolute cooked muppet thought he was untouchable until reality gave him a massive kick.
The Bottom Line
STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10
The self-righteous spiritual guru finally swapped his yoga mats and ego for a concrete box and a prison jumpsuit.
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The self-righteous spiritual guru finally swapped his yoga mats and ego for a concrete box and a prison jumpsuit. STRAIGHT TO JAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/russell-brand-jailed-for-10-years-and-six #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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