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Show must go on for Melbourne theatre company catfished over ticket sales

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABC Just In·31 Oct, 06:30 pm
Show must go on for Melbourne theatre company catfished over ticket sales — Australia
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The Straight Version

Melbourne theatre company got swindled by church impersonator, leaving hollow theatre.

The UNHINGED Take

Church crook left the cast on a deserted stage, feeling like a kangaroo tossed out of a barista's blindfold.

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The Bottom Line

CANNED BRAINWASH / 10

Church crook left the cast on a deserted stage, feeling like a kangaroo tossed out of a barista's blindfold.

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Church crook left the cast on a deserted stage, feeling like a kangaroo tossed out of a barista's blindfold. CANNED BRAINWASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/show-must-go-on-for-melbourne-theatre-company #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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