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‘They wanted our WhatsApps’: Staff claim culture of fear at Florey

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·31 Oct, 06:30 pm
‘They wanted our WhatsApps’: Staff claim culture of fear at Florey — Australia
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The Straight Version

Findings reveal Florey staff accused of watching WhatsApps, fostering terror.

The UNHINGED Take

Florey’s security feeds are a bloody joke, stalking teeth through doors while staff sprint like a swan on a spin hook. Wake up, bloke, it’s a circus.

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WICKED GUNSHOT / 10

Florey’s security feeds are a bloody joke, stalking teeth through doors while staff sprint like a swan on a spin hook.

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Florey’s security feeds are a bloody joke, stalking teeth through doors while staff sprint like a swan on a spin hook. WICKED GUNSHOT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/they-wanted-our-whatsapps-staff-claim-culture-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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