The Straight Version
David Jones collapses; its suppliers scramble to recoup unsold stock after voluntary administration.
The UNHINGED Take
David Jones collapsed like a tired koala; suppliers are sprinting after phantom stock while the CFO sputters like a lost walt in the bush.
The Bottom Line
SNAFU BRAIN DYKE / 10
David Jones collapsed like a tired koala; suppliers are sprinting after phantom stock while the CFO sputters like a lost walt in the bush.
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David Jones collapsed like a tired koala; suppliers are sprinting after phantom stock while the CFO sputters like a lost walt in the bush. SNAFU BRAIN DYKE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/suppliers-impacted-by-david-jones-collapse #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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