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‘Tech bro concierge service’: State pressured to crack down on data centre clusters

🇦🇺 Australia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sydney Morning Herald·5 Nov, 07:20 pm
‘Tech bro concierge service’: State pressured to crack down on data centre clusters — Australia
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The Straight Version

Minns government looming under pressure to rework data‑centre zoning after angry community backlash.

The UNHINGED Take

Minns' Data‑Centre Conspiracy is a greasy tech bro flat‑pack, and locals are holding it down by tossing bricks. Stop the juice‑pumping hoax— Australia loves iron‑clad eggheads, not server farms.

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Minns' Data‑Centre Conspiracy is a greasy tech bro flat‑pack, and locals are holding it down by tossing bricks.

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Minns' Data‑Centre Conspiracy is a greasy tech bro flat‑pack, and locals are holding it down by tossing bricks. WARPED MINDS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/au/tech-bro-concierge-service-state-pressured-to-crack #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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